• me: Oh what the fuck
    • friend: what happened?
    • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
    Reblogged from: jitterpug
  1. gaydicks420:

    last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

    Reblogged from: stability
  2. Reblogged from: tipslip
  3. officialunitedstates:

    FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

    Reblogged from: okay
  4. swagmom2007:

walk a mile in these louboutins

    swagmom2007:

    walk a mile in these louboutins

    Reblogged from: arrowdactyl
  5. unclefather:

wasted

    unclefather:

    wasted

    Reblogged from: gnarly
  6. Reblogged from: okay
  7. unpresentable:

    the-beauty-in-breakdown:

    unpresentable:

    doughnuthunter:

    unpresentable:

    I’m good at math. U + I = 69

    Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

    oh

    No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

    for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

    Reblogged from: australian-government
  8. Reblogged from: lamelohan
  9. churchofsterek:

    gallifreyslocked:

    when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

    everyone lost their shit and i got second place

    If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

    Reblogged from: dutchster
  10. deanprincesster:

    carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

    deanprincesster:

    the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

    I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

    the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

    Reblogged from: beyoncevevo
  11. bogleech:

    IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

    Reblogged from: australian-government
  12. suctioning:

    "if you’re sick and cant go to school then you cant use the computer!"

    image

    Reblogged from: lameboob
  13. sheeppap:

    tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

    image

    ITS LIKE

    ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

    Reblogged from: guy
  14. thisshitfunny:

FUCK THIS SHIT MAN 

    thisshitfunny:

    FUCK THIS SHIT MAN 

    Reblogged from: gnarly
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