1. carrotsarepeopletoo:

perfcub:

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

    carrotsarepeopletoo:

    perfcub:

    Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

    he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

    Reblogged from: classicalcivilisation
  2. hannibb:

    who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

    Reblogged from: done
  3. davestridersbabygravy:

    heir-of-space-kyle-m:

    davestridersbabygravy:

    skeletons are so weird like wtf they dont have eyes

    that’s because they’re blind to the haters

    image

    Reblogged from: australian-government
  4. kunamathesilverfilly:

    archicide:

    a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

    It’s their fedaura.

    Reblogged from: shouldnt
  5. http://lupineantimony.tumblr.com/post/100379474456/holy-shit-my-homecoming-dance-was-tonight-and

    lupineantimony:

    Holy shit, my homecoming dance was tonight and while I was dancing, someone asked me if I wanted to dance with her, which I didn’t understand since it wasn’t a slow song, but I said I’d be happy to if she really wanted to and then I was fucking grinded upon holf fuck.. I didn’t think that was what…

    Reblogged from: lupineantimony
  6. unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

    unamusedsloth:

    Ducklings have great brakes.

    Reblogged from: gnarly
  7. skeletonhaver:


lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

    skeletonhaver:

    lanadelreiayanami:

    skyyman:

    M’lady

    this is really terrifying

    they’re growing. evolving.

    Reblogged from: officialwhitegirls
  8. docmario:

    naughty children go into the waluigi orb

    image

    Reblogged from: heteroh
  9. j6:

    demonicdorothy:

    japanese dragon:

    - long
    - chill
    - no wings
    - legs
    - moustache
    - in the sea

    chinese dragon:

    - long
    - p chill
    - no wings
    - legs often but not always
    - impressive beard
    - 9 is a big deal

    european dragons:

    - jerks
    - breathing fire
    - wings
    - often actually a wyvern
    - compulsive hoarding
    - caves

    slavic dragon:

    - three fucking heads bro
    - can you believe it
    - wings and like
    - 3 whole heads

    leviathan:

    - honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

    American Dragon:

    - jake long

    Reblogged from: memepresident
  10. maybegoats:

    maybegoats:

    maybegoats:

    maybegoats:

    Looks like I’ll be spending half of homecoming in line…

    Five fucking minutes in and the fire alarm goes off…

    Some girl just started grinding on me… I didn’t even speak two words… What

    It happened again

    Now they’re chanting”ayyyyy we want some pussy” a magical night

    Reblogged from: maybegoats
  11. Reblogged from: fingerblaster113
  12. tensioned:

    my anaconda wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole

    Reblogged from: surprisebitch
  13. indigostohelit:

    so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

    so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

    except then the job of the decoy got popular

    like, really popular

    like… worryingly popular?

    reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

    eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

    Reblogged from: clestroying
  14. cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad

    cooldragonboy4000:

    this literally fucked me up so bad

    Reblogged from: zackisontumblr
  15. Reblogged from: gnarly
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