1. fagbarbie:

    *doesn’t have internet access for a week*

    image

    Reblogged from: relahvant
  2. nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

    nohnoelle:

    How To Train Your Humans

    Reblogged from: tonyabbot
  3. lordoftheinternet:

    every breath you take

    image

    image

    image

    i’ll be watching you

    Reblogged from: communistbakery
  4. kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t mess with me woman i will nail you

    kkristoff:

    shovel-girl:

    What did you think would happen ?

    see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t mess with me woman i will nail you

    Reblogged from: problemactic
  5. jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

    jetgreguar:

    babyferaligator:

    madeagoestohell:

    yo

    the ol razzle dazzle

    tommy imma let u in on a secret


    im lit as fuck rn

    Reblogged from: pizza
  6. Reblogged from: joshpeck
  7. perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

    perchu:

    strikeupthebandom:

    what the hell is going on

    come find out

    Reblogged from: oknope
  8. Reblogged from: whatsacanada
  9. ja-mbles:

    humpinghippogriffs:

    seerofkarkittens:

    pipjustice:

    keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

    shlabam:

    Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

    This is the best way to explain this.

    never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

    Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

    unless it’s “vegetables”

    image

    Reblogged from: relahvant
  10. bewbin:

    Politic
    Pualadick
    Paul’s a dick
    Fuck you Paul

    Reblogged from: bewbin
  11. satans-nipples:

    i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

    Reblogged from: legalmexican
  12. nextyearsgirl:

    "I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

    image

    Reblogged from: communistbakery
  13. Reblogged from: ugly
  14. California

    California

    • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
    • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
    • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
    Reblogged from: gabite
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