Erik. i made some really good steak this one time. i reblog too much. OC tagged maybegoats
when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like
i cant fucking breathe
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED
THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA
those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it
"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"
when people correct ur grammar on the internet
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet
"stop doing that"